a) Had no shape
b) Had a waistline that didn't hit any waist that I knew of
c) This awesome lace pattern that wasn't quite centered and wasn't quite off-centered
d) Had one shoulder that looked like it was supposed to be different from the other, but wasn't.
Ugh. Really, the only reason I bought it in the first place was for the neat-o lace pattern. So I grafted it onto the back of a plain white t-shirt.
I kept the integrity of the plain-t-feel in the front, I always liked the neckline and didn't want to interrupt it. I then added the little peek-a-boo in the back. You can't quite tell from the back view I provided (taking pictures from that angle is awkward anyway), but there's also a little bit of ruching of the tee underneath the pattern. I'm still wearing it. And it got a thumbs up from the boyfriend. Yes.